ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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