so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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