GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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