doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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