just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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