I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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