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We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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