I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies