is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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