are you still at the devil's house?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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