can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.