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  i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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• (909): View more from California

  Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My ATM looks so different sober.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out

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  you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk

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• (386): View more from Florida

  This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

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