can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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