i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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