dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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