ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just had sex bonerless
We need to rekindle our bromance
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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