I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Randomize