i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just cropdusted the office
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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