Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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