Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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