No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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