super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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