what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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