I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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