i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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