Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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