I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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