I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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