it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my shit smells like andre
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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