do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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