Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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