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(469): View more from Texas

I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom

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(605): View more from South Dakota

just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?

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(631): View more from New York

his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks

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(815): View more from Illinois

I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream

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(218): View more from Minnesota

My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.

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