For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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