I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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