so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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