I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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