The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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