Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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