you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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