We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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