so that wasnt chicken after all
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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