Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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