Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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