dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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