no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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