i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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