This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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