Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.