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• (305): View more from Florida

  Goddamnit I hate your level headedness

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best

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  that's your solution for everything

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.

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• (619): View more from California

  why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?

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  Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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• (585): View more from New York

  The uberlube is also flammable

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight

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