there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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