party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.