i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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