How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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