You work out of a Hotel?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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