I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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