high people should be assigned attendants
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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