giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i think im in europe. pls send help
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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