so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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