what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
