Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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