Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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