your parents love me but you hate me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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