I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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