can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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