It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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