I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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