You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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